All right, this website is here for a purpose. Making money isn't one of them. I have a do-it-yourself bank robbing kit that I use for such purposes. Cute little mask comes with it, too. Frankly, I prefer a stocking over the head as a disquise. Although that's a fetish I prefer not to discuss. But getting back to nylon...I was born in 1955 (do the math) and have collected a bunch of weird memories and things that I want to share with the planet. Some of it is significant and some is just assinine sentimental observances. The sparse pages available here now are filler just to get some content going. Eventually I will be adding scads of text and imagery of glorious moments of greatness, pained embarrassments and at last taking credit for things for which I was responsible, but never spoke about. It will be the kind of reading that entertains the feeble, the lonely and priapism sufferers everywhere.

I hearby declare this website open and irrelevant.